I'm shopping for wigs on the web.
The colours are making me queasy.
There's Creme Brulee and Buttered Toast,
Hazlenut Mist and Champagne.
It's worse than Farrow and Ball,
Though choosing for walls isn't easy.
Farrow and Ball might call it Flint
and sell samples in little tin cans,
but you can't get a whole lot of swatches for wigs,
I'm taking a punt on Frosted Pecan.