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Sorry I'm going to be a bit late for pub as chicken and I have both been arrested. Me for being in charge of a drunk chicken and chicken

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For being I charge of a drunk human....so far chicken refuses to talk...what a great, admirable chicken. Maryx

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Ronnie63

So are you both in the clink or the cluck?

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Trulyfedup in reply to Ronnie63

You are true friends...chicken has been let out, apparantly, it's very difficult to process a chicken...I'm just sitting here in a cell, they,ve asked me what I want to eat. I shouted very loudly..KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN.....so that chicken would here.

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Ronnie63

If the chicken is key out on bail, would that be a bail of hay?

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Ronnie63

I meant let out not key out

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Trulyfedup in reply to Ronnie63

You are all bonkers!!!!!!

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Trulyfedup

I should have remembered the saying.clink..cluck every trip.

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Ronnie63 in reply to Trulyfedup

Best leave Jimmy Saville out of this, don't want to stress the chicken unnecessarily, she's a plucky,little,thing xx

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Trulyfedup in reply to Ronnie63

I have a word for her that rhymes with "plucky" !

That's funny! ;)

Got no legal tender on me but have got the top hat and 'Get out of Jail Free' card from my Monopoly set - any use to you???

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A chicken wearing a top hat?, that I gotta see:-)

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Trulyfedup in reply to Ronnie63

I can't stop laughing!

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Trulyfedup in reply to

This is hysterical...I can't stop laughing at all of you.! Had I known how bonkers you all are I would have joined the site ages ago..

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Ronnie63

V good Scouser:-)

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Trulyfedup

What for me or chicken? They were going to let her out but she tried to fly...so she.s now being charged...drunk whilst flying..she in cell with me but I'm not talking to her I'm not even going to look at her...if they let me out I.ll meet you down pub called The Wobbly Joint...mins is half a pint of Baileys and a dry sherry for chicken. Mary

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Ronnie63 in reply to Trulyfedup

Can't the chicken claim the feather amendment?

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Trulyfedup in reply to Ronnie63

Very, very good...chicken is laughing now.

Mary, has your chicken got a name or is she just called chicken? X

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Trulyfedup

I call her many things...Chicken is the least offensive!

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She.s very clever, she can play the spoons and when she does I can assure you, your eyes will water.....not as much as hers will when we get out of jail....oh no they are talking about a strip search....oh no, I've got a bottle of Baileys stuffed down my pants!!!!!

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Have you got a pic of chicken playing the spoons?

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Not as yet, no photo but believe me I'm going to get one. Mary

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You would make millions with a spoon playing chicken!!!!!

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I'm working on it don't worry. Xx

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lbtabby

eggcellent

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Trulyfedup

I'm still laughing too. Chicken is now pretending to be dead...it's a trick she does very well...I. Going to try it. Chicken doesn't eat eggs!

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Ronnie63

Fertilised?

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Ronnie63

Ha ha xx

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lbtabby

how long will you be cooped up ?

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Trulyfedup in reply to lbtabby

I don't know but I'm so angry I could lay an egg! You're all mad.

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Ronnie63 in reply to lbtabby

Yay :-)

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Trulyfedup

Vet came in..chicken as what he held in his hand and knew eggactley where it was going to go. Chicken rescusitated herself!!!!! Vet now coming over towards me.

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Ronnie63 in reply to Trulyfedup

Sounds like your chickens are coming home to roost....................

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Trulyfedup

Chicken has all the Police laughing she's telling them some very funny "yolks", I think they are going to let us go as long as chicken keeps me under control..I'm sorry but I don't think I.ll make the pub, I'm tramatized. I'm going to go home and lay down on some hay. (I promised chicken she could have my bed if she got me out of jail), thank you for ALL for your wonderful, hysterical company. Mary. Morphine starting to work. Xxx

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I was going to say maybe have a big glass if baileys but probably not wise to mix it with the morphine x

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Trulyfedup in reply to

Too late!!!!!! Good night and thank you for an hysterical evening. Xx

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Mary, when are you going to the pub again?? Ha ha. Night night sleep well xx

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Soon!!! Good night. You sleep well too.xx

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Ronnie63 in reply to Trulyfedup

You too Mary, sleep tight xx

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Trulyfedup in reply to Ronnie63

Hello Ronnie how are you? I'm so sorry about my text when taken my morphine!!! I won't do that again. Maryx

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lbtabby

Shake your tail feathers girl, feather your nest, off to bed now before you crack up xx

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Trulyfedup

I'm still laughing so much! Thank you so much for making my Friday evening hysterical. Good night. Xx

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Rosie_rabbit

Can I please ask what meds you lot are on so I can ask for the same at my next appointment?? Rx

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Trulyfedup

Great are they not!! Xx

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hamble99b

has the chicken clucked off?

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Trulyfedup in reply to hamble99b

Hysterical answer....!!!!!!

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Yes...very, very funny. I've laughed all evening. I can say...The Chicken has left the building. Thank you. Maryxx

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hamble99b

it's been very entertaining thankyou :D

I suppose it's time to lay my head on my pillow, the weather tonight is fowl :)

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Trulyfedup in reply to hamble99b

I'm still laughing over it all. I thoroughly enjoyed myself (chicken did too) I thank you too. Sleep well.xx

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allanah

Hi am I la

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allanah

Late! Hubby took me for dinner then a movie, just what I needed , mm fancy a Kentucky fried for dome reason now !

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Trulyfedup in reply to allanah

I had one of those while I was at the police station in a cell with chicken. I've really laughed this evening....you are all mad !!! Good night mary, I hope you sleep well...I've hadva kittle of cocktail stuff so I'm on my way to dream land...I hope Eddie is there. Mary xx

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jenwight

Haha missed this last night had gone to bed as my brain was scrambled but just cracked up laughing at you all - best start to a Saturday morning :)

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Trulyfedup in reply to jenwight

Thats what it is all about some days. It was an hysterical evening, I didn't realise how many of you are totally bonkers!!!!! Maryx

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fastball

can'nt stop laughing you are all so funny. Not laughing at you but with you all.XXX

Chris

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Trulyfedup

Hi sorry it took me so long, I've just slept the whole afternoon...I'm very pleased you enjoyed the story last night. I was laughing constantly and thank you for letting us know. I hope your are faring ok today..maryx

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Trulyfedup

Hang over gone. Trauma gone. Chicken in the corner playing the spoons, gypsy Kings playing in the room...life is grand today Chicken even gave the bed to sleep in. I thoroughly enjoyed myself and when Scouser mention she had a in hat and a "get of jail" card worth £25. That was absolutely hysterical evening. Thank you are for milking me smile from be beginning. Maryx

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Ronnie63 in reply to Trulyfedup

Hi

Have just got in from night out, have to say I love the Gypsy Kings, remind me of holidays, saw them at the Royal Albert Hall :-)

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Trulyfedup

No hangover just marks around my wrists where handcuffs were,,!!!! Thank you for the best pub visit I never made!!!!! Maryx

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dtech

All I can say is I am very glad I have been away for the last two days with no internet access.

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