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[Jeanabelle60]

Yes me too.......can't get a thing to move.......I really wanted to see if there were anymore replies to the favorite Christmas film post.......well, there's always tomorrow.

[dtech]

Must have given it a jump start. It's moving again now! Lol

[Jeanabelle60]

Haha......yes I just got it going myself.......what a relief......I accidentally knocked my very expensive present of an iPad to the ground and when I couldn't get any of the pages to move I thought I had damaged it......thew.....I need a drink after that......

[dtech]

Have you got a case for your iPad? I've got mine in an otterbox case. You can literally drop it out a second story window without damage. Look on YouTube to see it! As I travel quite a lot it does get bounced around a fair bit so it's worth the money.

[Jeanabelle60 in reply to dtech]

Thanks, I'll have a look at that.....my heart was thumping when I thought I damaged it.....especially as it was a present.

[Ronnie63]

I'm not able to send new private messages. Anyone got the same problem?

[Jeanabelle60 in reply to Ronnie63]

No the only problem I had was on here so it must have been a NRAS problem......

[Trulyfedup]

Hi, although their not exactly Christmas songs but they always play them......ET and The sound of music...maryx

[Trulyfedup]

I meant films.....I.ll have to put the bottle of Baileys down!!!!! Maryx

[dtech in reply to Trulyfedup]

Definitely put the baileys down Mary ! I think your post should be on the one about films??

[Ronnie63 in reply to dtech]

Or dad dancing?

[Trulyfedup in reply to dtech]

Hysterical. ,,,, I have been putting the Baileys down....down my throat!! Maryx

[Ronnie63 in reply to Trulyfedup]

There's definitely a Belgian chocolate baileys on the market, I saw an ad for it yesterday, maybe your next purchase?

[Trulyfedup]

YES !!!! Burp..Hic...burp...fallen over!!!! Maryx

[Ronnie63 in reply to Trulyfedup]

Mary!!

You are now officially a fallen woman!!

Did you know Terry Wogan was partial to Baileys, he once said he needed to drink two bottles to get through each Eurovision Song Contest

Sounds like he's your soulmate but please don't descend into a love of strange European music..............xx

[Trulyfedup]

I need a bottle of the stuff to enable me to watch it.! A Fallen woman??? The only thing I've fallen of is my bed

Years ago I went to Midnight Mason Christmas Eve...I had drunk nearly two bottles throughout the day...it helped me get through peeling the Brussels ..I was so Tiddily Imy head was on a par with my knees whilst standing in a pew. My friends took me outside the church, called a taxi and left me hanging on a wall. Maryx

[Ronnie63 in reply to Trulyfedup]

A fallen woman and a lapsed catholic, you've almost got the set!!

How did the ice cream go in the end?

[Trulyfedup in reply to Ronnie63]

It should be "WHERE did the ice ream go?" not HOW" did it go....it went very well down my throat into my Tum. I'm studying the correct way to be a fallen woman...it takes time so I.ll have to keep on trying and practising .maryx

[dtech]

Midnight Mason? Did they all have their trouser legs rolled up and giving funny hand shakes in the church??

[Ronnie63 in reply to dtech]

Mary did mean Mason as in James, given her idol is Eddie Izzard and he always lapses into James mason

[Trulyfedup in reply to dtech]

Very good! !!!! I meant to say midnight mass!!! The people behind me were something funny with their hands and they all had one trouser leg higher than the other...perhaps that was due to the chicken . Maryx

[Ronnie63 in reply to Trulyfedup]

The chicken?? Now I am confused x

[Hidden in reply to Ronnie63]

Me too! I'm loving this thread though

[Ronnie63 in reply to Hidden]

[Hidden]

MARY?? What's with the chicken? X

[Trulyfedup]

You're confused...not as much as the chicken..first time they had been taken in a church!

It was the chicken for Christmas Day...but she knew that if we named her..we wouldn't be able to eat her.

Hope this helps...I think I need help!!!! Maryx

[Hidden in reply to Trulyfedup]

Mary.....you are hilarious!!! You've brightened my evening x

[Trulyfedup]

We took her with us because my cats might have killed her...she wouldn't be safe at home.

Actually, I used chicken because I thought masons walk in with a chicken on their head or something very similar.

I haven't actually got c clue what I'm talking about...do you know? Maryx

[Hidden in reply to Trulyfedup]

Mary, I've haven't got a clue but maybe the others will? X

[Trulyfedup]

It was so embarrassing taking her home in the taxi with me...the driver nearly had a fit when a hens head poked out from under my coat! Maryx

[Trulyfedup]

And also it proved very difficult trying to get a hen to light a candle...her cousin twice removed had been bar- b- q. And she had never got over it. She said it was difficult watching as some human eats your family legs.maryx

[Trulyfedup]

Oh my gaud....I hope I got away with it. No wonder I didn't understand it when they said she would have made a good jumper.maryx

[Trulyfedup]

Yes you're probably right, maryx

[Ronnie63 in reply to Trulyfedup]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Please choose one of the following options:

a) to avoid the bailifs?

b) to avoid the bay leaves?

c) to avoid the Baileys?

My money's on c............................

[Trulyfedup in reply to Ronnie63]

You.ve made me really laugh. My chicken crossed the road to buy MORE Baileys...it's very difficult trying to catch a drunk chicken! Maryx

[Trulyfedup]

You are very welcome. X

[dtech]

I don't know what drugs your on Mary. But I want some

[dtech]

Oh. And welcome to the alternative mad group of the NRAS.

[Jeanabelle60]

Now.......this post started because I dropped my iPad and then couldn't get it to work.....actually it was detech who introduced the subject......moving on up until 2 hours ago we have had everything from chickens to dancing daddy's.......a few mentions of Baileys right through to the Masons and sheep got a quick mention too......I think a great time was had by all........give yourself a good laugh and read these replies......if your not feeling so grand today they will give you a lift......thanks to all who took part, you really did make me laugh........