"Smoking as a "friend" -don't make me laugh! It is like a bad relationship with someone. They promise the Earth but deliver nothing. They strip you of your pounds and give pennies back . They offer great sex and teasing foreplay only for it to lead to a cold shower, every time. They offer to help in a crisis but you never really notice them do anything much. They deceive you and you keep leaving yet you crawl back like a battered wife whose confidence is such they feel that they cannot survive without their "friend".
A relationship with cigarettes is an abusive one . YOU are at the receiving end!!"