Octo Month End Roll Call

[nsd_user663_2040]

Ok Guys

I have been sent with my clipboard to conduct the month end roll call...

All those we have heard from already today or have sent their apologies are on my signature....

So hand in air and shout "Here Miss".....loving the power

xx

[nsd_user663_5920]

lol - *hand waving frantically in the air*

Ooops, I didn't read that properly *ducks from being swiped with the clipboard* Ow.... tooo much power

And a very elegant picture you pose Lorna with your lovely dress and clipboard - and pint

[nsd_user663_2040]

lol - *hand waving frantically in the air*

Ooops, I didn't read that properly *ducks from being swiped with the clipboard* Ow.... tooo much power

And a very elegant picture you pose Lorna with your lovely dress and clipboard - and pint

Hey at least I dont have the fag between my fingers to balance as well!!!

I can do classy....burp!

x

[nsd_user663_5401]

You two are barking!! So funny. Christine walks away so not to take thread off topic!

However, slim pickings where are they all?? Not seen my quit buddy Elaine for a week, I will go and see where she is.

[nsd_user663_6064]

Most definately here miss!! (I feel sick - too much cake)!!!

[nsd_user663_5920]

Oh oh oh, Miss, Miss.... you know Soosy's here.... she didn't have to stick her arm up either.......

[nsd_user663_2040]

Oh oh oh, Miss, Miss.... you know Soosy's here.... she didn't have to stick her arm up either.......

Yes but she baked cake, so Soosy is excused...

Pol ducks but too late and clipboard makes contact with side of head again!!!!

:cool:

[nsd_user663_3282]

Pol ducks but too late and clipboard makes contact with side of head again!!!!

:cool:

FFS...you are tough bunch, OctoQuitters :eek:

Well done on your month end and rolling along superbly.

*Cav runs quickly to avoid the clipboard but gets thwacked by a piece of chalk thrown at his heid*

Ouch....you fekin....

[nsd_user663_5401]

FFS...you are tough bunch, OctoQuitters :eek:

Well done on your month end and rolling along superbly.

*Cav runs quickly to avoid the clipboard but gets thwacked by a piece of chalk thrown at his heid*

Ouch....you fekin....

It's too late for us Cav, save yourself my love run, run like the wind.

Sorry, sorry, sorry (pol started it!!!)

[nsd_user663_6070]

Here miss, a bit late, I called and brought more wine and nibbles. Soosy you have been busy lovely cakes

[nsd_user663_5971]

Heck it's violent in there - can I phone in with my "here miss"?

Ouch - obviously I can't.....

[nsd_user663_5920]

Dave, Dave, your fine, wave and report in to the prefect as you should... you know what prefects are like .... I played truancy on the days i should have been prefect

Oh my head, Lorna!!!!! Ha, you missed and got Dave and Cav instead.... ha, see the Scot run - back behind that wall Mister before you get slapped again

[nsd_user663_2040]

Dave, Dave, your fine, wave and report in to the prefect as you should... you know what prefects are like .... I played truancy on the days i should have been prefect

Oh my head, Lorna!!!!! Ha, you missed and got Dave and Cav instead.... ha, see the Scot run - back behind that wall Mister before you get slapped again

Sorry Cav....obviously a FELLOW SCOT is welcome anytime

Ha Pol...slight backfire there :eek:....LOL

[nsd_user663_1719]

Here Miss! With a fridge full of fine German weissbier that we managed to smuggle back!

[nsd_user663_5920]

Oh, well done you, open them quick before Christine gets her mitts on them.

xx

[nsd_user663_5971]

err, should I mention the serious Vodka I smuggled back from Poland - or maybe it just hitched a ride, it's so strong it's can probably think for itself .... never again trust a Pole who says "you should try this"

[nsd_user663_5920]

Yes you should Dave. Shame on you for not mentioning it earlier! I'll have just a tiny incey little amount with this Tia Maria and coke please :cool: x

[nsd_user663_6090]

keeping my head down - here miss

louise

[nsd_user663_5971]

Tia Maria and Polish Vodksa - Pol are you actually human? I know females are stronger, better, more togther etc etc (I've married in case you hadn't guessed), but bl^&dy hell woman.............. what about the rest of us who've got to get up in the morning?

[nsd_user663_5920]

I did say just a teeny incey little bit of vodka..... I am a female after all....

And I do like my shorts long - lots of coke and ice, noooo problem.... I work from home so getting up is no problem as jogging to work from bed only takes 6 mins (incl making coffee)

Pour away Dave.... and pull a sickie

[nsd_user663_5401]

Tia Maria and Polish Vodksa - Pol are you actually human? I know females are stronger, better, more togther etc etc (I've married in case you hadn't guessed), but bl^&dy hell woman.............. what about the rest of us who've got to get up in the morning?

I have some Zubrowka from Poland which is nice (seemingly) but I have various vodkas from Russia which are like rocket fuel. I will bring them (funny enough I actually don't like vodka!!).

Pol is not human!

[nsd_user663_5920]

So what is Pol? :confused:

Ha I have it............ Pol is SUPER human

[nsd_user663_5971]

I knew it, I just knew it - super-human. Of course, I forgot I was talking with a female. I know my place, mere men can't compete (I've been married a long time and know the right responses).

BTW - where is everyone today. I know my eyes we're a bit red this morning after the beer, bubbly and vodka and cake, but it's mid-day - surely not everyone has "the mother of all hangovers"?

Great party btw - no-one having to pop outside for a puff.

[nsd_user663_2040]

I'm here, no hangover but back at work.....managed to log in today...he he

Sounds like you did some serious drinking...vodka and Tai Maria...???

xx

[nsd_user663_5401]

We must come across as alcoholics!! Every post goes off on a tangent and straight onto drinking.

Excellent, however sorry to wreck the roll call Lorna.

[nsd_user663_2040]

We must come across as alcoholics!! Every post goes off on a tangent and straight onto drinking.

Excellent, however sorry to wreck the roll call Lorna.

Twas fun.....

[nsd_user663_6064]

I just can't take my drink - you lot left me far behind and I was asleep by 8.30pm!

[nsd_user663_2040]

I just can't take my drink - you lot left me far behind and I was asleep by 8.30pm!

Sure they sent me over here to do the roll call to get rid Soosy... one pint and NO cake was all I got...no wonder I got violent!!!! :mad:

[nsd_user663_5920]

Sure they sent me over here to do the roll call to get rid Soosy... one pint and NO cake was all I got...no wonder I got violent!!!! :mad:

lol - cat's out the bag *ouch ouch* ........ no wonder Soosy fell asleep.... all that supposed cooking of chocolate cake with rum...... not only did she drink the bottle of red you kindly left on the bar Lorna but the cake had very little rum.... :eek: that was pretty good rum from the Caribbean too

[nsd_user663_5971]

Okay guys - I've sussed it, we have a problem, we've traded the fags for the booze... this could be a problem. Let me pour drink while I think about this (Hic) :rolleyes: