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joke,how to tell the sex of a fly

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a women walkes in to the kitchen to find her

husband stalking around with a fly swatter

what are you doing,,she asked

hunting flies,he responded

oh,,killing any she asked

yep,3 males ,2 females..he replied..

intrigued,,she asked..how can you tell them apart

he responded,,3 were on a beer can,,2 were on the phone

:D:D:D

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