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three men died on christmas eve,and were met by saint peter at the pearly gates

in honor of this holy season..saint peter must each possess something that symbolizes christmas to get in to heven..

the first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.he flicked it on,.it represents a candle,,.he said

yoy may pass through the pearly gates said saint peter

the sceond man reached in to his pocket and pulled out a set of keys..he shock them and said... ther were bells...

saint said you can pass through the pearly gates..

the third man started searching desperately his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of womens panties.

st.peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,..and just what do those symbolize,,,.

the man replied,,these are Carols

and so the christmas season