Hey,
I woke up about 2 hours ago, but I've been down since - must be withdrawal. But don't worry I haven't smoked anything - I've got a nicorette instead and a cup of tea.
Can someone please reply with a joke or something just to cheer me up please ?
Thanks
9 words women use
Hi There, Hope this cheers you a bit,it did me when I recieved it this morning
1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
Cheers Hope,
That put a smile on my face - now back to the ironing lol - the wife is at work
:p
A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall,
holding hands, gazing out over the loch.
For several minutes they sat silently.
Finally the lass looked at the lad and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin'...perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss."
Blushing, she leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek.
Then he blushed and they both turned to gaze out over the loch.
Minutes passed and the lass spoke again. "Another penny for your
thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's noo time aboot time for a wee cuddle."
The lass leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds before turning
to gaze out over the loch.
After a while, she again said, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time you let me put my
hand on your leg."
Blushing deeply, she took his hand and put it on her knee.
They continued to stare straight ahead until the lass leaned toward
him and whispered "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
The young man glanced down with a furled brow. "Well, noo," he said,
"my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time."
"Really?" said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation.
"Aye," said the lad, nodding.
The lass looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in
anticipation of the ultimate request.
Then he said, "Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid me the first
three pennies?"
Congratulations Phillip on reaching day 2. I'm new on the forums and it is very interesting to keep track of everyone's progress, attitude and way of quitting. I just read your other threads and it is very impressive that you still haven't smoked anything. Good to go man!
I respect everyone that is free from any addictions in this life!
Cheer up my friend! 
Charlie R
