Monday Bloody Monday

Thought us ladies need a bit of cheering up:

'Good friends are like stars.........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there'

'Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live today'

How quickly the years pass

Tips for the ladies in year 2008

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here..

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember every good looking, sweet, single and male is someone else's ex-boyfriend!

Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover,

or just suffering from work, that might need a reason to smile!

The pictures are supposed to go in the middle of these two but I am unable to work it so here they are now:

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  • HA HA!!!! love it Jan. xxx :)

  • Great tips, love it! :D

  • lol@ Jan - thanks - :D

  • OMG - I just got a glimpse of my future! :eek:

    Anyone found a "Stop Eating Chocolate, Crisps and Cookies" forum?????:confused:

  • Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

    omg how scary is that!!!!!

    great post jan

    jojo

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