First of all Happy New Year....NOT, so much, for me though.
It's now the SECOND of January, I have been TRYING to Poo since the Twenty- Seventh of December....Finally after Resorting To several 'For External Use ONLY' Creams, liberally fingered up Inside me, I have- after about three 'Goes'....Gone! I don't 'Mind', one Bit, that I now have Smelly Trousers- that am Wet, as well (no point Holding That, is there). In Actual Fact, I'm Revelling In (Sh)It.....What a F..king RELIEF! I Cleaned Myself up before putting, a LOT more, cream 'Up' me. I shall Go To Bed soon, wearing a 'Nice Thick' Pad. I'll put Sudocrem, all Around- and probably Up- me, have a long drink, get Ready and Get To Bed. IF I 'Feel A Need', I will just let GO😄.
Sorry that Isn't the 'Best' subject but....If you have 'Trouble' then, you WILL, understand.
Hope 2020 'Goes' Well, for you
AndrewT