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to walk in the woods with my sis-in-law.

This was on her trail cam.

It's always the MS person who gets taken first so unless she wears a pork chop necklace, I'm not going.

😅😅

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NanciG profile image
NanciG

You are so right. We get plumped up on steroids and those critters find us extra tasty! I believe I saw that happen on an episode of Star Trek.

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falalalala in reply toNanciG

Fight back with a Vulcan neck pinch🤣

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NanciG in reply tofalalalala

🤣🤣🤣

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NorasMom

Yeah, no. People criticize me for not letting my dog out after dark, but I know of 2 families nearby who lost their pets that way.

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Xvettech in reply toNorasMom

Awww! How sad for them!

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falalalala in reply toNorasMom

I can't blame you.

My SIL's cat was killed by coyotes. My brother's cat suffered the same fate.

They'll go for dogs too.

A friend's cat came home with puncture wounds from an owl.

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CatsandCars in reply toNorasMom

Sounds like just good sense to me.

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itasara in reply toNorasMom

I see these commercials for a gps collar and if I still had a dog I would get one of these even if expensive. I forget the name of it — something like tractate… can’t remember it exactly but it would sure help with pets that wander off.

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NorasMom in reply toitasara

Thank you, but it's not a problem with them wandering off. Half a mile down the road, a bear walked right up to the preacher's house and took his dog 6' away from the front door. We have a lot of woods here.

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CatsandCars

Yikes! You're right, falalalala, I would be dead in the old scenario of, "I don't have to run faster than the bear; I only have to run faster than you." 🤣

I once read a novel in which a lawyer was murdered by way of being tied up and having a side of bacon wrapped around him. He was then left in bear country.

I told my husband this disturbing tale, and he replied that even bears know that everything tastes better with bacon!

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falalalala in reply toCatsandCars

🤣🤣

Yikes!

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Greentime in reply toCatsandCars

🤣

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AquaZumbaFan

😆 you don’t have to be fast, but you just have to be faster than the person in front of you!

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falalalala in reply toAquaZumbaFan

I'd have to kneecap them t😅o win that race.

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hairbrain4 in reply tofalalalala

Hey everyone has to look out for themselves!😉

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AquaZumbaFan in reply tofalalalala

Definitely!! 🤣

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hairbrain4

The Boy scout rule when walking on a trail is always use the buddy system. And always make sure your buddy runs slower than you!🤗

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I am with you, falalalala , at home, on the couch! Walking in the woods, did it when I was younger, not doing it now! So over it! 😆

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Robsmom

Yikes! I'm a city girl, I would never go for a walk in the woods anyway.🤭

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Panda52

thanks for a morning chuckle 🤣

Greentime profile image
Greentime

🤣

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twooldcrows

not for me ,i was excited about looking to see what your walk was like but nope not for me now ...hope you seen it way before you all went out to go ...this is scary ...be careful ...did you ask if they knew it was out there ???? wow i am not to sure about trusting them the next time they ask if you want to go for a walk ...loves and be very safe ...much happiness in the house ....hahahaha...

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falalalala in reply totwooldcrows

The bears are all over where she's at.😅😅

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Tazmanian

Watch out for your dog

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Blanketttime1

too right! pork chop necklace🤣

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