Watch out

[TexasLawman]

There is a DUI checkpoint at the corner of bedroom and hallway.

[rjoneslaw]

Once I get pulled over I’m going to tell the officer I have ms sir . Then I’ll refuse the breath test and blood test if arrested.

[Royjr]

I know, I’ve been pulled over a couple of times already and because my gait isn’t the best I failed😀.

[Turtlepie]

Don't forget the ICE check point at front door and front yard lol

[Birdymom3 in reply to Turtlepie]

Here in Ohio you can go in your yard 6 foot from others

[Kenu]

Watch out as the liquor 🥃 stores are still open in Idaho! It’s a essential store they say🤷🏼‍♂️😂🤣 Ken 🐾🐾

[Jesmcd2 CommunityAmbassador in reply to Kenu]

Here to Kenu 😂😂🤗💕🌠

[Texandyroe in reply to Kenu]

Hey, here in Texas you can get carry out drinks with your curbside pickup of food. Called in to my fave Mexican restaurant for my usual fajitas, and they asked if I’d like to add a gallon of margaritas for $25. No, I did not add it to my order. I feel like I’ve drunk a gallon of margaritas most days without spending the bucks 🤣

[Jesmcd2 CommunityAmbassador]

I just tell um to go to h*ll. 😊🤗💕🌠

[carolek572 CommunityAmbassador]

The checkpoint here is usually between me and any bathroom. The ‘ice’ is in the freezer, TexasLawman

[greaterexp]

I have days when I'm definitely under the influence of MS.

[erash]

WUI walking under the influence 🤪

[pamgarner]

for sure! as I stagger and wall hug!

[MarkUpnorth]

Where did I see it? Just recently, a study that was published that showed those who drank were less likely to develop M.S.! THAT WAS IT! All those years I never had so much as a sip! I was too busy working 80+ hour weeks to even think of it. Through those times, I bought a house with a permanent 10 ft. bar, and I didn't even drink? It became the appetizer bar with maybe a bottle of seldom seen wine during holidays. The shelves, stocked with stuff like paper plates, napkins.... What was I thinking??? I got M.S. after how may years with the barren bar? No, I did not keep my M.S. shot night stuff there. But now, the only shots I take are much better, like Jack, Jim Beam,...and even a Jaeger or Grey Goose! AND, the M.S. is working much better!?!?

So, just set up the checkpoint at the bar! While your at it, have a drink on the house!

P.S., it all started with a sawzall (big construction saw), my burning feet keeping me up all night, and the only bottle, a bottle of brandy which tasted like varnish, but it was either the brandy, or the sawzall. The drugs, and I tried them all, they didn't do a thing. The sawzall cut anything. so it could do the job? But, luckily I was told the burning wasn't in my feet, but in my head, and if I cut off my feet, the phantom feet would still burn. So I chose to try the varnish at 3 - 4 a.m. when I couldn't take it anymore, when I should have been asleep by 9 pm, night after night for months and months., then years. My savior was the god awful tasting varnish, I mean brandy. 1 shot and I was asleep! But, it took severe sleep depravation and alcohol. Now I do legal weed! Oh no! Do you lawmen set up checks for that too? 9pm, you know where I'll be. 9:30 sound asleep. Sorry, even though it's now recreationally legal here, I don't think I can offer you one? How about a varnish, I mean brandy?

I lived in Texas for many years. I only had one or two of those long, 3' tall necked glasses with bulb at bottom beers while on weekend in Mexico. Why? You went there 6 days a week to work? Why go their on day 7??? Still have a couple of those humongous glasses of Corona, no not the virus. Never filled them since. It was a Mexican Beer Bucket like thing? Hmm....Don't have any beer buckets? Need to go back to college???

[Texandyroe]

🤣😂🤣 Thanks for the heads up 🤣😂🤣

[jorrell]

An ancient wise man with a bloody nose once said "If you had a fight with a bar stool and won, or lost, you still lost" Then he smiled and the missing teeth just put it over the edge! Sorry, cabin fever is kicking in.

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