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[TexasLawman]

AN AIRPLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH; THERE WERE 5 PASSENGERS ON BOARD, BUT ONLY 4 PARACHUTES.

THE FIRST PASSENGER, HOLLY MADISON SAID, "I HAVE MY OWN REALITY SHOW AND I AM THE SMARTEST AND PRETTIEST WOMAN AT PLAYBOY, SO AMERICANS DON'T WANT ME TO DIE." SHE TOOK THE FIRST PACK AND JUMPED OUT OF THE PLANE.

THE SECOND PASSENGER, JOHN MCCAIN , SAID, "I'M A SENATOR, AND A DECORATED WAR HERO FROM AN ELITE NAVY UNIT FROM THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA." SO HE GRABBED THE SECOND PACK AND JUMPED.

THE THIRD PASSENGER, BARACK OBAMA SAID, "I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND I AM THE SMARTEST EVER IN THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY, SOME EVEN CALL ME THE ANOINTED ONE." SO HE GRABBED THE PACK NEXT TO HIM AND JUMPED OUT.

THE FOURTH PASSENGER, BILLY GRAHAM, SAID TO THE FIFTH PASSENGER, A 10-YEAR-OLD SCHOOLGIRL, "I HAVE LIVED A FULL LIFE AND SERVED MY GOD THE BEST I COULD. I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE AND LET YOU HAVE THE LAST PARACHUTE. "THE LITTLE GIRL SAID, "THAT'S OKAY, MR. GRAHAM. THERE'S A PARACHUTE LEFT FOR YOU. AMERICA'S SMARTEST PRESIDENT TOOK MY SCHOOLBAG ."

I'll bet a dime that you share this one !!

[RoyceNewton]

love it

[Kenu]

👍😂🤣 Ken 🐾🐾

[BettysMom]

This is one of your best!

[rjoneslaw]

The original joke has trump as the president. It came out as soon as he was elected

[Frances_B in reply to rjoneslaw]

The original joke came out a few presidents ago and would recirculate with an update every time the USA had a new president. It has never been more appropriate than with the current incumbent imbecile.

[rjoneslaw in reply to Frances_B]

I AGREE 100% with what you just stated

[leking1]

This is really a good one! I love it! Linda

[Brindisi1]

You missed your calling. Stand up(sitdown) comic. Thanks

[IFwczs]

Good one, thanks for making my day!

[Texandyroe]

Ok - that literally made me laugh out loud 🤣😂🤣

[pamgarner]

it's great!