News Flash: chocolate extinction by 2050

[erash]

So sorry jimeka NOAA predicts global warming will cause the extinction of chocolate! 😬🍫

[SometimesCrazy]

I swear I thought of her when I read thatt headline!

[CalfeeChick CommunityAmbassador]

We'll just have to import our coco beans now and grow our own!

[erash in reply to CalfeeChick]

It's ok CalfeeChick

UC Berkley has a plan to genetically modify and create "fake" chocolate 😝

[Jesmcd2 CommunityAmbassador in reply to erash]

Ew!

[janetb1968 in reply to Jesmcd2]

I have got to say the thought of chocolate that's not quite the full Monty also makes me go......ewwww 🍫🍫🍫🍫

[ssdw1958]

NOooooooooo I need chocolate 🍫 well we have to get together and get some and hide it.

But we can’t let anyone know where it is.

[jimeka]

erash happy new year to you too! Lol! It won't bother me by 2050, I will definitely be pushing up Daisy's by then. Selfish I know, but when it comes to chocolate 🍫 blessings Jimeka 🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫

[CalfeeChick CommunityAmbassador in reply to jimeka]

That's what I was thinking too. I'd be over 100 yrs old by then!

[Jesmcd2 CommunityAmbassador]

Tossing erash in with my lil shark friends!!!! 🐬🐬🐬 😭😭😡😭

😊😄 I'm not worried, but I should put some away for my granddaughter💕

J 🌠

[Doubled51]

Life without 🍫 wouldn’t be worth living. And telling a 99 year old man there wasn’t any chocolate would surely send him on to the next world. 😩😢🤧

Donnie

[janetb1968 in reply to Doubled51]

Very true Donnie xxx 😁😁😁🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫 u can't exist without chocolate. It's my only vice I don't smoke, don't do drugs and my favourite glass of white wine im having to watch it 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[Doubled51 in reply to janetb1968]

janetb1968 . I’m so devestated I’m gonna eat a 12 pack of Snickers.🤗🤗🤗

Donnie

[janetb1968 in reply to Doubled51]

I agree Donnie you've got to have the snickers it'll help 😁 munching on a piece of Dairy Milk as we speak 👍👍👍👍

[Texandyroe in reply to Doubled51]

I was thinking the same thing Donnie....I'd be 98 - just let someone try to tell me there's no chocolate 🍫. Lol

[CalfeeChick CommunityAmbassador]

Alright, you talked me into it. getting into hubby's Snickers supply.

[Doubled51 in reply to CalfeeChick]

Gotta do what we gotta do😇

[jimeka]

Can you remember janetb1968 when snickers were called marathons? And they were bigger!

[Doubled51 in reply to jimeka]

Bigger😀😀😀😀😀😀

[janetb1968]

Oh yes they were and were fab chocs xxxx

[greaterexp]

I found and ate all of my stash when we moved. A few things were chalky white with age because I'd hidden them so well. I guess I'd better start a new stash; white chalky chocolate is better than no chocolate. Horrors!

[erash in reply to greaterexp]

Maybe we need secret bomb shelters like during the Cold War for our stashes 😉💣

[Doubled51 in reply to erash]

My guns are loaded to protect my chocolate 🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🚔⚔️

[greaterexp in reply to erash]

Great idea! We will need someone to keep a spreadsheet as to where the chocolate is stashed. Darned spreadsheet again, jimeka .

[jimeka in reply to greaterexp]

greaterexp spread sheet for chocolate. Oh go on then, I will volunteer but there's no guarantees that I will remember where it is stashed, maybe my tummy! Lol 😂

[greaterexp in reply to jimeka]

Then maybe I won’t reveal my hiding places!

[Jesmcd2 CommunityAmbassador in reply to greaterexp]

greaterexp do we really want to tell jimeka 🍫 where the chocolate 🍫 is? She will hide it on us all!😄💕

J 🌠

[greaterexp in reply to Jesmcd2]

The only way she can be in charge of that spreadsheet is if she agrees to be in charge of the one we can’t seem to make for all our members here. Now that would be worth payment in chocolate! Now will you do the spreadsheets, jimeka ?

[Jesmcd2 CommunityAmbassador in reply to greaterexp]

Dreaded spreadsheets!😭😭 Where's WAshingtongirl when ya need her! greaterexp jimeka 😄😭😄😭 📖📝

J 🌠

[Doubled51 in reply to greaterexp]

Any chocolates better than no chocolate 😀😂😋

[Kenu]

I’m having a Lindt Lindor truffle that my wife bought at Costco for the holidays 👍🤗🤗😊🤣😂🤣 Ken

[janetb1968 in reply to Kenu]

Ooooh! Lindt lindor 😁😁😁😁

[melack01]

I come on here to vent, to get advice, give advice, be comforted etc. I definitely do not come here to be scared silly about having to live without chocolate! Some of us can't take this stress! So erash my next relapse whether it's tomorrow, next week or next year is going to be all your fault. It's a good thing I had already had chocolate before I read this.

[jimeka in reply to melack01]

melack01 and there I was wondering why the ms was so so bad, and it's the stress of thinking about chocolate going into extinction. Thanks @melack01 the trolley will be full of it tomorrow, Tesco won't know what's hit them. Hugs Jimeka 🤗 🍫

[janetb1968 in reply to jimeka]

Well Sainsburys are gonna be hit today 😉😉😉😉

[erash in reply to jimeka]

melack01 jimeka

I'm not taking the onus for this...I already feel guilty enuf for most everything else 😬

im only the messenger 📬

[greaterexp]

The lack of chocolate probably causes MS.

[Jesmcd2 CommunityAmbassador in reply to greaterexp]

WE FOUND THE ANSWER!💕😄😭😄😭😄

[Doubled51 in reply to greaterexp]

If that was the cause I should be healthy as a horse. I was obviously misdiagnosed. 😃😂

Donnie

[Hidden]

If you want to leave wealth for your grandchildren, start hording chocolate, put it in a safe that can't be opened until 2055. They can retire early from selling chocolate bars. Better than gold!

[greaterexp]

Everyone is always making those doomsday projections. I'd hazard a guess and say the extinction of chocolate is a clear sign the world is coming to an end.

[erash in reply to greaterexp]

greaterexp

This prediction is from NOAA national oceanic and atmospheric administration. Kind of odd they'd make predictions about chocolate...maybe they wanted to be sure we'd listen 👂About global warming effects

[jimeka in reply to greaterexp]

greaterexp Amen to that.

[janetb1968]

I have to agree erash

[cljones]

I will be 90 by then so it won't be a problem for me.

[jimeka]

Chocolate will become like cavier. Sold for hundreds of pounds for one ounce in a jar!