A man starts work at London zoo. It’s a big zoo so they give him a golf buggy to drive between the different parts of the site.
Anyway, he’s in the bird house. He finishes what he’s doing and gets into the golf buggy. But because he’s not used to it, he accidentally puts it into reverse.
Suddenly he hears a *thump*.
He climbs out of the golf buggy and realizes he’s run over a rare finch.
Not wanting to get into trouble, he decides to dispose of the body. So he drives over to the lion enclosure, and chucks the finch’s body over the fence, in the hope that the lions will eat the evidence.
Anyway, later, he’s in the ape enclosure. He finishes what he’s doing and gets into the golf buggy. The same thing happens and he accidentally puts it into reverse again.
Sure enough, he hears another *thump*.
He climbs out of the golf buggy again, and this time he’s run over a couple of chimpanzees.
He drives over to the lion enclosure again, and chucks the chimpanzee bodies over the fence, in the hope that the lions will eat the evidence.
Anyway, later, he’s in the insect house. He finishes what he’s doing and gets back into the golf buggy. Inevitably, he accidentally puts it into reverse again.
*Thump*.
This time, he’s run over a bees’ nest and crushed all the bees into a gooey paste.
He scoops up the mess, drives over to the lion enclosure, and chucks it all over the fence.
The next day a new lion arrives at the zoo.
‘Alright?’ he says to the other lions. ‘Alright?’, they reply.
‘What’s this zoo like then?’, he asks. ‘It’s OK’ they reply.
‘What’s the food like?’
‘It’s OK. Yesterday, we had finch, chimps and mushy bees’.
I will get my coat on the way out......
