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To all my readers following the passing of her majesty Queen Elizabeth I decided to refrain from posting anything last week.

This week I feel we all need a lift as loosing a loved one is very much a part of all of our lives and life goes on, whilst never forgetting our loss.

So here goes.

Drinking Beer is good for you.

Two gents were in a bar and were discussing evolution and one said to the other, its like this isn't it....

A herd of Buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is being hunted it's the slowest and weakest ones at the back that get killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest cells.

Now as we know excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks and kills off the slowest cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells first, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

Have a great weekend all.

Paul & Sue

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chester2107

love it ❤️

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Helenhooter

😂 Clifford from cheers always subscribed to that theory too 😂xxx

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