Two fellas waiting for an interview for a job, the first is called in and the interviewer says, It's not a difficult job so I'll just give you a simple aptitude test ok.
Question one.... what would happen if I poked your left eye out?
I'd go half-blind was the reply!
Question two....what would happen if I poked the other eye out?
I'd go fully blind he replied!
Well done you've passed said the interviewer.
When the candidate comes out he says to the next very nervous looking candidate don't worry it's easy, when he asks the first question say half-blind and when he asks the second question say fully blind ok.
I'll do that he says.
In the interview, the aptitude test again begins.
Question one.... what would happen if I cut your left ear off?
I'd go half blind was the reply!
Question two.... what would happen if I cut the other ear off?
I'd go fully blind he confidently replied!
Totally bemused the interviewer asks how in earth that would happen?
To which the candidate replies "Because My Cap Would Fall Over My Eyes"!!
Frequent falls when knee gives out
Feel like giving up 
Update on Alan's progress
