I think this couple may have issues :-)

[redmike58]

I think the lady is on a very high carb, no calorie restriction diet.

I think the man is on a LCHF diet.

[TheAwfulToad Ambassador]

Ha .. i assume you're not married? This applies even if she's skinny!

[moreless in reply to TheAwfulToad]

I agree!

[redmike58 in reply to TheAwfulToad]

I was actually going to mention that on my comment but decided to change it for 'political correctness' I was looking to a 'diet' theme.

I was married but knew my 'time was up' when my wife bought these bedsheets

[Cosmo501]

😂🤣😂 where can I buy that duvet set?! 😂

[redmike58 in reply to Cosmo501]

Hiya, I am not an Amazon seller but found this for you:

amazon.co.uk/Viceroybedding...

[lucigret]

This made me chuckle 🤣 I think you might find it applies to all couples weather large or small

[redmike58 in reply to lucigret]

I know but I did it with a dietary theme in mind.

A lady can have (and will) have as much of the bed as she wants

[lucigret in reply to redmike58]

😂😊

[Hidden]

Where is the space for the dog- actually just answered that in my head- it’s on His Side 😂😂 (I don’t even own a dog!)

[redmike58 in reply to Hidden]

Exactly

[Dogpal]

😂😂😂

[Dogpal]

😂😂