Ok a Silly, but Cleaver Joke

[AndrewT]

Dear Everyone....yes even You,

A Tibetan Monk goes to Dentist, for a Check Up. The Dentist informs him that 'He Needs Quite Extensive 'Work' Done''. The Monk agrees to have the Work done, and even, agrees a price. However he says that he 'Doesn't want any Injections', the Dentist is clearly Surprised and asks, the man 'Why not?'. The Monk replies, that he....Wait for this....'Wants to 'Transend Dental Medication'🙈.

Two Tibetan Monks, sit down to meditate, in the July. In the February, of the next year, one says "My Foot hurts". In the September, the other replies "Pain is ALL in the mind, my Son". The following March, the first Monk Says "That may be true but, I wish, that you Hadn't SAT On My FOOT"😋.

Not Christmassy Jokes...Does anyone want to know the Yarn- and it Is one- about how a Fairy ended up, on the Christmas Tree? As I said it IS a 'Yarn'.

A Graphic, I saw once, depicted Rudolf sitting on a chair- holding a shotgun (Very Non- PC, and all that). In Trophy Cabinets, behind him are 'Donner, Blitzen, Dancer, Prancer et al. The caption read 'all, the other reindeer USED to Laugh, and call him 'Names'".👍

I'd best be Going, I'm out to lunch, with my Mother in half an hour- and I'm NOT 'Dressed' yet😬.

Bye all

AndrewT

[sospan]

My body shape is chunky but I think I am slim - does that mean I identify as "trans slender"

[AndrewT in reply to sospan]

LOVE it ❤, thank you.