Mini Baroness sitting on the shoulders of a giant while he leans on...
Sir Michael Doitnobuggerelseoffered
Sir Michael was a lovely man, a real gem, nobody had a bad word to say about him. He helped children cross the river to school, he always, ALWAYS gave an hour of his day to talk to old folk and brighten their day and gave away food he'd personally grown to starving horses.
He was slaughtered in battle after offering to lend his assailant his sword when he commented that he wasn't safe out by himself at that time of night. The nation mourned. For ten minutes