25th Knight

[BaronC]

Mini Baroness, her guardian/carer/father/idol/idiot with...

Sir Lars Torders

Sir Lars pioneered drinking yourself to death, ironically. He lived on nothing but mead and beans. He could barely stand and even if he did he would soil himself permanently. Fortunately he never remembered and was convinced he was a croft dweller called 'Peaches'.

Lars was one of the first to die after claiming he loved everyone and that his assailant was his 'bezzie friend'. His remains were never found, nobody cared.