The Baron nods off while Mini Baroness points at...
Sir Oswald Guffwiper
Oswald was a vicious and nasty piece of work, universally hated after taking to a life of crime from the age of three. With 165 criminal convictions ranging from 'croft burglary' through to 'sheep bothering' he was killed in battle shortly after breakfast. Nobody cared and crime statistics dropped massively after the Battle