Sir Loin was an interesting character, an enigma, if you will. He lived on a diet of gooseberries, fish and barley. While growing up in the Fens of Lincolnshire the young Sir Loin hunted pheasants with his bare hands. Unsure of how pheasants were born with his bare hands, Sir Loin went stark raving bananas shortly after The Battle Of Lincoln and was killed after an argument with a stork over fishing rights at the tender age of 128
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