The Mini Baroness and the overlarge Baron standing with Sir Jasper Duckflapper IV
Sir Jasper was a concern, frankly. He spent his entire life worried about the concept of refrigerators, centuries before their invention. He went into battle wearing armour made solely from leaves knitted together with sheep spittle. Needless to say he died quickly and rumour has it that with his dying breath he muttered the words,
'I think I just farted and it went the wrong way'