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Dominos review, nothing to do with brains

Just posted this review, can't beat a pizza :)

You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar

When I met you

I took you out, I fed you up

And spent thirty pounds

Turned you into someone new

Now five years later on you've got the sauce on your feet

Spilling has been so easy for you

But don't forget it's me that paid for where you are now

And I can buy the ice cream too.

Pizza. Don't you want pizza?

You know I can't believe it when I hear that you won't eat cheese

Pizza. Don't you want pizza?

You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't need a feed

It's much too late for stopping

When you think you've changed your topping

You'd better change it back or we will both be hungry

Don't you want pizza, maybe?

Don't you want me? Dough!

Don't you want pizza, maybe?

Don't you want me? Dough!

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X factor this year by any chance?

Pax

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Can't sing, I just write nonsense :)

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Have you seen the x factor. Being able to sing is optional.

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Good point, well made

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Oh my Lord, I knew I shouldn't have read this when I was sitting on my own in a public place. I can't stop laughing and people are looking at me. Oh dear me. I think you need to publish a book of these :)

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You find me the publisher... :)

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Perhaps the publisher of Louis Theroux? 😊

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He he he ! Definitely extra cheese with this one, Andy : )) x

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Always! :D

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Have you seen the Youtube version? Show of hands + Spooky mens Chorale singing 'don't you want me?' Always makes me laugh.

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