For My Friend Poo

[jimcaster]

This has absolutely nothing to do with Parkinson’s Disease but it made me laugh.

[WinnieThePoo]

Do you know the one about the guy who boards a plane and is seated next to a really attractive classy looking young lady - who he sees reading "New Scientist".

He smiles at her and says "it's going to be a long flight. Shall we discuss Einsteins theory of relativity?"

She puts down her paper, turns to him and says

"I just wondered. Cows eat grass, and their poo is big round loose pats. Sheep eat grass and their poo is crinkly cylinders . Rabbits eat grass and their poo is dozens of peanut size pellets. Why is that?"

And the guy chuckles patronisingly and says "I really couldn't say. I've no idea"

"So" she says, picking up and re-opening her magazine "You don't know shit, but you want to discuss relativity. I don't think so Buster!"

[Bolt_Upright]

Poo related:

Somebody on my FMT FB group asked if FMT would treat a cat allergy.

I told them "Good luck getting your cat to sit still for an FMT".