Loved it.. very funny.. just thought I’d share…

[Anaverageman]

IF you can get addicted to something as awful as running you should definitely not try cocaine, according to experts.

Millions of Britons are now unable to function unless they run to the point of exhaustion at least three times a week, prompting concern that if they tried something nice they would go absolutely mental for it.

thedailymash.co.uk/news/hea...

[Tomas Graduate]

*points down to useitorloseit's post 5 hours ago*

Yep, still funny

[Anaverageman Graduate in reply to Tomas]

oops didnt see.. soz

[Joh2020 Graduate]

That's exactly why I've never tried drugs, I know that I would probably enjoy them!

[Noaky12 Graduate]

Pass the hobnobs!!! 😆

[ju-ju- Graduate]

Brilliant, I'd love a cigarette ..and excited to know what it might do for me now- I don't like hob knobs ;(

[Anaverageman Graduate in reply to ju-ju-]

Would probably readdict you as it certainly would do me ! So ,although not a great hobnob fan, I guess I have to stick to the running,walking jogging, shuffling, painful kind of thing for now ... And at least enjoy the warm shower afterwards.....