Having just flicked through Miles’ last post and seeing all the names of people who posted it just got me thinking.....
When is our forum Xmas do?? It does feel like we should have one!! And which hospital would we hold it in??
Any menu suggestions?????
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Hmmm well turkey hahahaha - and chips 😀👍. Or Phal or Vindaloo - oh my - decisions decisions 🙂
Turkey vindaloo sounds good 👌
Put the Bang Bang in Your Leftover Christmas Turkey ...🦃
Curry Curry Bang Bang.💨 💨🤔
Roasted pork belly with creamed pointed cabbage - Diet Doctor.
Royal Free or
UK Good Samaritan Hospital. 😜
What’s the point of cabbage?
Adds colour 😀
See I’m not just a pretty face. 🤣
Never thought otherwise!
Hahahaha 😀.
Feels like Twinings and toast o’clock! Serves me right, went to bed twirly 🥴
Shouldn’t have has then either 😯
That’s why I went early - I ate a chocolate 🎅 and was annoyed with my lack of self control!!!! 😵
Lol 😀. Wife found my empty big box of Toblerone yesterday morning....hmm you can guess what was said next 😀👎
Go to bed Giles, no dinner!
But more severe than that Pilly 👍😑
Miles, who's lowering it now? (The answer is Miles)
Lol - I’m sure HU is doing something to my spelling - that’s Shropshire Lass’s excuse too 😀😀
'safety in numbers' defence? Scoundrel!
Not repeatable I expect!! 
Naughty naughty Miles? 🤷♀️😂 with a bit of colourful wording lol xx Jane
Easy.........It contributes to greenhouse gases🤣🤣🤣
Not like your curries do though! They're real polar ice-cap melters!
Correct, and I don't care, so there😁😁😁
Greta Thunberg shall hear of this. Take that!
She won't care. She's too busy taking selfies of her first class seat on Deutsche Bahn........a publicity stunt methinks.
I don't want to poop on the party so I'll pass... and wonder what we'll see on Fox's mints before long.
A bear in a bikini? 
Recipe for disaster I see. 🙉👃💨💨
I originally diagnosed Doctoring a reference to the belly & hospital in tune with the theme & found said title to a genuine article. 🧟💨🤔
I'm lost and can't find my way home!! I could have called a cab but I just ate all my gold choc coins!!
Thought it was on the button. An Xmas do in hospital getting one's umbilicable doctored & a healthy diet to boot. No? Too Stormzy.🤔
Ofek, you can pirouette on the button but sometimes my brain is closed for business. Likely my choc-poison at the mo, not your message!
Chocolate Buttons; Where sweet dreams come true.😜
Good God no cabbage..... Trust me, I might be in Canada but give me cabbage and you'll wish I was farther away.
Ditto
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It’s you Liz - lowering the tone again hahahaha 😀👍
Kind of you to let her off for global warming!
Hi Huggy,
We could incorporate a disco. Slow discs only!
Haha pun on the discs eh. Thought I’d miss that one didn’tcha😀
It'd need to be a hospital if we have turkey curry....
….and we dance! LOL.
.So put on your dancing shoes and give your body something to "Shout ... The Sweatin' to the Oldies workout is ...🕺👴
We could finish with the Hokey Cokey and fill A&E
S'alright Alf, I'll hold you up!!🏋️
Hey there Steph! Thanks, I'll need the support How's you doin'?
Really well thanks honey. I've just got used to not being on "the list". Strange at first, but great! 🎅🎄🥳
It must seem weird but you are obviously doing everything right
Expect that they will be keeping watch over everything at the clinic and that's very reassuring.
Hope you have a wonderful and harmonious Christmas and an even healthier and happier 2020
Thanks honey. I'm sure your gorgeous wife will be spoiling you! Get the sprouts on a simmer, they should be perfect on the 25th🍛.
I wish you a very Happy Christmas and a wonderful New Year 🎄🎅🤶
Thanks Steph x
I’ll need to check my diary!🥺
Huggy that’s a good idea, a party. We had a party on the board. Wass organised it. It went on for two days. We ate cake and laughed at each other. Weren’t you there?
D'Unbelievables - One Hell of a Do - 😜
Ofek - wasn’t it you who rolled up the carpet and we found Lynne in there asleep with a bowl of trifle? Or was that a different party? I get mixed up sometimes 🤪
It Wasn't Me!? at that Hotspot Nosherie. No Sherry. That's a rap. 💃🕺
😂
No that was meeeee before giving up the Gin and Tonic's ! I was the one who was always hiding under the food table and enjoyed tickling everyones feet or legs !
Note! This is so true !!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Blimey! Tell more!
Oh Filly
All I can say on this open forum was that it was one or two extremly very rare times for me to even have a drink, but when I did the truly funny side appeared! The hiding under the food table happened a couple of times followed by 2 days in bed covering ! 👎
Sliding down my best friends huge farm house bannisters in a black lacey dress with stilettos etc was the breaking point at 7.30 pm I'd mixed those mini German bottles of beer with a couple of gins ! This was after I'd invited 11 familes from my street to my house for dinner which was all out the blue. ( everyone brought there Sunday lunches to mine ) lol .... Desert was at my best friends! It was 3 days before I fully recovered! I was 30 at the time and could say now that I've been almost T totally ever since! 🤣🤣
Lesson learnt the hard way but it was fun at the time !
Now the truths coming out missus 😉 xx
It sounds great Trish. You say breaking point. Is that where it started or ended? :-
More or less Filly ! I never really been into alcohol ! First time aged 17 ! Second time about 29 and the third pushed me over the edge at aged 30! Dislike the bad heads ! 🤣🤣🤣lol
Your friend’s house was a bit of an oasis in the dessert then....
Miles
The funny part was, 11 families brought there cooked Sunday Easter lunches to mine for a party, afterwards we trayed up all the dirty dishes with me in my party dress and walked them up the street to the 12th friends house to wash them up🤣🤣🤣
Afterwards all 12 families ended up at my best friends farm house as I'd offered to cook banana fritters with ice cream for everyone whilst drinking more German Beers! 👎👎👎Hence sliding down the bannister at 7.30pm followed by being carried home to bed by hubby and his best friend!
Surely I'm not the only one with these type of fond memories????
The demon drink is no longer , but I still know how to party 😁💃
Wel Huggy seems to have taken fright and disappeared without trace, so we best all come to yours...
🤔🤔👍 Must dash guitar lesson plus poss telling off for not practicing! 👎
Think your friends only went for the desert then...hope they wore their sandals 👍
It was Miles🍾 and so was mine back in the day ! How times change .....
Hey
A Christmas di and i wouldn't talk up any stairs!!!😂
You got me with that one Lynn with an e.....😑
Whatever happened Lynne? Tell us more about it to set our bellies wobbling with laughter and our slippers full of we all know what!
Definitely no stairs!! I think I've already said but at my son's the other week, going upstairs for the loo in the middle of the night!! Tripped over the last stair, over the maiden and sprawled across the landing!! They didn't get me but I frightened Dave to death. Forgot to out the light in as well 😂 told them the next morning, they just shook their heads and rolled their eyes😂. I said it's brain fog but Ian said no , you've always been like that, Mum. I had to hold my hands up then as this is very true!! Good job I can laugh at myself 😂. Love and hugs to you all Lynne xxxx
Hugs, can we have the party at your house?
This thread could go very quiet now!
Yeah, and after Shrop's revelations maybe we best go to hers?
I’m sure she would welcome us with open arms - worth a try...
....I'm certain of it!
Some of us would look sweet in party dress. A LBD & Stilettos springs to mind. 👯
After you with that....
Well dressed and heeled.🙄
that lass on back of your motor bike could do with some nice warm clothes anyway and ugg boots
at least get her a frock that covers her kidneys this weather? She'll get pneumonia!
Found one - Fifi's Frocks & Frills, Fili? I'm Foundered, freezing fn fog er, gotta go forage for food & fuel the fire.🔥
Dream on Summer, waitin on the January sales. Naked bike (one without a fairing).🙄
Now come on Guys/Ladies, let's put a little panache in to it then ! If the sumner party's at mine then lets come in style 💃🕴🎩👠 plus Miles is so right, I would welcome you all with open arms because it's me 🤗
Love you all ! ❤
Well I just heard the news today
It seems my life is gonna to change
I close my eyes, begin to pray
Then tears of joy stream down my face
With arms wide open
under the sunlight
welcome to this place
i'll show you everything
With arms wide open
With arms wide open
I’m in, I’ll make cake, lots and lots of cake. Anyone who can’t eat it, let me tell you it’s magic cake. No calories, or any other nasties in it. Well it is Christmas, there’s got to be some magic, Filistines you can eat it too 😂. Jane xx
Is there any magic Christmas chocolate in it? You know the sort? No calories or fat That you can eat and eat with no repercussions ?
Unlike Milo's Toblerone!
Alfred of course, huge helpings of chocolate. 😂 xx
Definitely one party I'm not going to miss then
Maybe even a goody bag to take home?
Not that I'm greedy or anything!
You have just become my Christmas Angel
Haha I’ll make millionaire shortbread for taking away, its yummmmm.
I aim to please 😘. Jane xx
Magic!!
Dave's favorite!! Xxxx
Toblerone is magic too freddy 👍
Not if you eat a real one. not if your wife gives you heck for eating it.
In my mind I ate it already, and you're right Jane, it's magic. No bloating. No belly ache. No beating myself up
Magic cake?
Catch up Miles, it’s wonderful cake with no side effects xx
Take a slice Miles before it's all gone. Ask questions later!
2nd Xmas w/zero alcohol. It gets better🎄❤️
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