That was the good news 😂
My hernia operation isn’t just a small thing. It’s a major operation. Talking about epidurals. Bits and bobs hanging out of my stomach. Big big scar . Long long operation. Only 5 % chance of carking it 😂
I didn’t see my honey doctor 😞 but he brushed passed me in the corridor. That’s when I fainted and got put on life support and got a helicopter to the big hospital 😂
Joke Doris 😂
But the doctor lady said she wished all her patients were like me. I told her everything in doctor speak and she asked me if I had medical training 😂 That bits true.
So I’m gonna wake up in ICU with tubes out of my Willy and stomach and an epidural thingy in my back etc etc.
I’m not allowed to shave my map of Tasmania or my stomach. They have to do that as they won’t operate if there is even a scratch on my belly.
I will be ok with Tongkis puppies when I get home. My mother will be a different story 😂
I’m poo pooing it at the moment but hey ho, life goes on innit!
Love and smoochie kisses,
Me.