Another bonus I woke up again, so I wonder what the world holds for me today, things to do or not to do that is the question, if only I knew the answer. Weather, I can answer that, yes its out there no sun no rain and no wind so on the whole nothing to really complain about but being British we still can find something I am sure. This morning its off for a hair cut not that its a major job now adays as there is only the back and sides to sort out, I am lucky as my brother in law is a barber, so I keep on the right side of him, It seems unfair that a man with a massive head of hair pays the same as the likes of me that's not got much hair at all. Right I found this joke it might not be to every ones taste but if its not don't read it
Three blokes arrive at the gates of heaven, and are greeted by St Peter. He says to the first man "Have you been a good person?". The first man replies, "Yes I've led a truly worthwhile life, and I have never ever been unfaithful to my life". So St Peter gives him a Rolls Royce car to aid his travel in Heaven.
Then St Peter asks the second man if he has led a good life. The second man replies, "Well mostly I have been honest and caring, But I must admit I had been unfaithful to my wife once".
"Very well" said St Peter" You can have a Mini Metro for transport".
He then turns to the third man and asks him the same question, to which he replies "Well no I've stolen from my loved ones and been unfaithful to my wife many times over the years". So St Peter gave him a bicycle.
Afew days later the second and third man pass the first man in his Rolls Royce , sobbing his heart out, The second man asks him "Whats the matter? if I had your car I would be the happiest man up here".
"I was" said the first man, "but I has just seen my wife go by on roller skates,"
Out of interest I drive a VW Polo, have a good week folks and keep smiling. xxx Fred