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Beware of ladies that read.

One morning a husband returns after several hours of

fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, drops anchor and begins to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies.

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm

reading."

"Yes, but you hav e all the equipment. For all I know

you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you

in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with assault,"says the woman.

"But I have not even touched you," says the game

warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all

I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day, ma'am," he said, and left.

Moral of this story: Never argue with a woman who

reads. It is likely she can also think.

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:D brilliant eightyplus ,,,jimmy

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:) :) :)

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Clever buggers ain't we. :) :) x Sonia x

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Bloomin multitasking again Sonia ;-)

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Morning rib, I'll be honest I used to be great at multi tasking , now , sometimes I forget half way through the 1st thing I was doing, scary, even writing posts or replys I have to keep stopping, going over what I have written as I forget what the question was lmao, oh well might forget I'm ill, that would be great even for a day lol. Take care x Sonia x

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Very funny xx

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Love it, priceless

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lol love it thank you - from a lady who thinks - when she has enough oxygen in her blood ha,ha xxx

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That's why I never argue with the mother in law

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Well gone like it. Malk

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Learn to stand up for yourself and don't be fobbed off. I'll try this when I park on some double yellow lines!

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Brill x

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Always one step ahead of the men when are they going to learn lol

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