An extremely large, muscular woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit and pointed to all the men sitting at the bar and asked, "Which of you men will buy a lady a drink?" The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. At the end of the bar, was Jason, a skinny little runt, who was as usual, VERY drunk.
Jason slammed his hand on the bar and said, "Give dat Ballerina a drink!" Clancy, the bartender, a close friend of Jason's, poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned again to the patrons and pointed around at all of them, once again revealing her hairy armpit, and asked, "Which of you men will buy a lady a drink?" Once again, Jason slapped his hand down on the bar and said, "Give dat Ballerina anudder drink!"
Clancy, finally approached Jason and said, "Jason mah fren', I know it ain't none of my business of course if you want to buy dat lady a drink, but how come you keep callin' her a Ballerina?" Jason looked up replying, "Clancy . . . to me, any woman who can lift her leg dat high got to be a Ballerina!"