Whilst enjoying a drink with his mate one night, Trever decides to try his luck with an attractive lady sitting by the bar. She lets him join her for a drink and to his surprise, asks him to accompany him home. They spend the night making mad passionate love. Finally they finish; Trever rolls off, pulls out a ciggy and looks for a lighter. He asks his new love if she has a light.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replies.
Opening the top drawer he finds some matches on top of a framed photo of another man. Naturally he begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he enquires nervously,
"No, silly,"she replies,
"Your boyfriend then?"
"No" she replies , snuggling up to him.
"Who is he then?"
she said , "Och dont worry my dearest" ,,,"Thats just me,,,,BEFORE!! the operation!!!!!,,,,,,,,,,,