Weekend wit is a day early this week as I'm off down to South Wales tomorrow to get measured up (not for my box just yet!!!) for my suit as Daughter gets married next month!!!
Enjoy and hope the weather is not too hard on you
Fred came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Fred.'
Fred was stunned. 'I'm dead?
No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'
St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'
Fred was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home.
The next thing he knew,he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground.
A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'
'Not bad,' replied Fred the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'
'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?'
'Never,' said Fred.
'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'
He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard.....
"Fred, wake up! You've soiled the bed!"
Getting OLD just ain't what they said it would be !!
The man in his kingdom 
How did you get here? What caused your COPD, ACOS, Bronchiectasis or whatever?
result of consultant appointment 
Update as you can all see in pic Stan likes to play peek a boo 🩵
COVID rescue pack-available but not available!
