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Weekend (Easter)Wit - And Happy Easter to one and all

Q: What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?

A: He was eggspelled!

Q: Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?

A: She had to call an eggs-terminator!

Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

A: Bugs Bunny!

Q: What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

A: a hot cross bunny

Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

A: Fry-days.

Q: What kind of bunny can’t hop?

A: A chocolate one!

Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?

A: Eggercise

Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?

A: They don't want to get "beat up".

Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbits foot with poison ivy?

A: a rash of good luck.

Q: How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

A: By hare mail! Q:

Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party?

A: Around the cluck!

Q: What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

A: He cracked up.

Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?

A: A receding hareline.

Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?

A: He was having a bad hare day!

Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?

A: With a hare dryer!

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?

A: He was a little chicken!

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Hee Hee,will have to remember these for the Grandies tommorrow!!

Happy Easter to you,xxxx

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Ha ha ha very good!!! Some of these are worth remembering.

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Haha really good!, thank you and Happy Easter! :D xxx

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These are good.

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Very good. I don't know where you get them. X

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