Q: What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?
A: He was eggspelled!
Q: Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?
A: She had to call an eggs-terminator!
Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny!
Q: What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
A: a hot cross bunny
Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
Q: What kind of bunny can’t hop?
A: A chocolate one!
Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbits foot with poison ivy?
A: a rash of good luck.
Q: How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
A: By hare mail! Q:
Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party?
A: Around the cluck!
Q: What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
A: He cracked up.
Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare dryer!
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!