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When the dog runs out of petrol!

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A little girl asked her mum if she could take her dog for a walk around the block?”

Mum replies, “No, because she’s on heat.”

What’s that mean?” asked the child.

Mum replies, “Go ask your father. I think he’s in the garage.”

The little girl goes to the garage and says, “Dad, can I take Fluffy for a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said the dog was on heat, and to come to you.”

Dad replies, “Bring Fluffy over here darling.”

Dad take a rag, soaked it with petrol, and scrubs the dog’s backside with it and says, “Okay darling, you can go now, but keep Fluffy on the leash and only go one time around the block.”

The little girl leaves, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.

Surprised, Dad asks, “Darling, where’s Fluffy?

The little girl replies, “Daddy, she ran out of petrol about halfway down the block, so another dog

Is pushing her home!

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Plumbob

Good one Ha Ha

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hufferpuffer

I'm laughing Wendells! that's a corker! ;) :D xxx

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mustcarryon

Good one

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O2Trees

That's hilarious ;)

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thatcham1939

thats a good one, i had a good laugh

jan

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undine

lol very good thank you xx

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huggs

That's an excellent one Wendells. Its hilarious and I can't stop laughing. hugs xx

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