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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>A nice drink

Two days before Christmas Jimmy set off in his minibus to collect a batch of open prison inmates.

His, mission as usual, was to take them for their radiation treatment at a nearby hospital.

Since it was Christmas one of the 12 offered to buy Jimmy a drink.

So they stopped off at 'The Rose and Crown pub, and all had a nice drink.

#On the way out Jimmy detoured to the gents, when he came out of the loo, all the prisoners had disappeared.

He looked in all the pub's bars, drove around for half an hour, no sign of the inmates. They had made their escape.

What could Jimmy do? Thinking quickly , he braked at a particularly long bus queue, and told the waiting people

that he was a relief bus.Where-upon he picked up the first 12 to take them to the open prison.

He then radioed ahead to the warders giving a' Code Yellow Distress' a pre-arranged signal that some of the prisoners were playing up.

Jimmy unloaded his passengers and made a hasty retreat.

Amazingly, his trickery wasn't discovered until the New Year !



Good King Wenceslas last looked......................



Father Christmas' sledge broke down on Christmasw Eve.He flagged down a pasing motorist and asked,''Can you help me fix my sledge?''

''Sorry'' the motorist replied, '' I'm not a mechanic,I'm a chiropodist.''

''Well ,can you give me a toe.''




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The drinking driver should have got some passengers from a care home they would not have complained about the better care in the open prison he would have been secret santa

Aint that the truth

They would have enjoyed that traindriver

Good ones King,lol,hope you're feeling better,& listening to your better half! xx

I have not been anywhere for six weeks now Wendells.But at least I am allowed up twice a day

Things they get up to in pubs makes me smile


I wouldn't know, I'll take your word for it !! Ali

Last looked out on the???? damned if it,l come to me! & I like this one, need to dig out my Christmas Carol CD I think Kingy & play it for a while :)


Singalong with your CD sillywitch

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