........................................ADVENT
Santa enters a curtain shop. He announces to the salesperson
. '' I would like to buy a pair of green curtains.''
The salesperson assure him that they had along selection of green curtains
and shows him several patterns, but Santa seems to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally ,he selects a smashing green floral print. The salesperson asked what size curtains he requires.
Santa replies ''Fifteen inches.''
''Fifteen inches'' explodes the salesperson
''That sounds a very small amount what room are they for.?''
Santa says that they aren't for a room, they are for his computer monitor.
The extremely surprised salesperson replies,'' But sir, computers do not have curtains.''
Santa says.'' Hellllooooooooo........I've got windows.
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~~ SING
I wish it could be Christmas everyday......
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~~It's a cracker
What did the Eskimos sing when they got their Xmas dinner?
''Whalemeat again , don't know where, don't know when
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