............Do you mind
A guy asked a girl in a university library:
''Do you mind if I sit beside you?''
The girl replied in a loud voice:
''NO I DO NOT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU !''
All the students in the library started staring at the guy;
he was truly embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walks quietly to the guy's table and said,
'' I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed , right?''
The guy then responded in a loud voice,
''£500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S TOO MUCH !''
everyone in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy whispered in her ear,
''I study law, and I know how to screw people.''
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