YELLOW 24 .........Oh Dear...........KOTC

.......................................Yellow 24

......................A man goes into the doctors feeling a little ill.

The doctor checks him over and says ,''Sorry I have some bad news for you, you have Yellow 24,a really

nasty virus.

It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24hours to live.

There's no known cure so just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth..

So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news.

Distraught, she asks him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he's never been there with her before.

They arrive at the bingo and with his first card gets four corners and wins £35

Then with the same card, he gets a line and wins £320

Then he gets the full house and wins £1,000

Then the National game comes up and he wins that too getting £380,000

The bingo caller calls him up on stage a says

''Son, I've been here 20 years and I've never seen anyone win four corners, a line, the full house and the national game on the same card.

You must be the luckiest man on Earth!''

''LUCKY?'' he screamed . ''LUCKY?'' I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24...''






''Blow me,'' says the bingo caller ''You've won the raffle as well !! ''


BINGO and you??? What do you know about Bingo?

I remember it at W I, got your pencils ready




BINGO you will have hit the jackpot by going to your local Breathe Easy group

If you would like to join, get information 03000 030 555 Mon - Fri 9am 5pm the BLF Helpline

18 Replies

So good to have a laugh in the morning, thank you.

polly xx

They call me mellow yellow!!!!!!!!!!!! pollyjj

I look forward to your jokes they always make a good start to my day.

Wake up to a smile dhio, does you good

Thanks, Your Majesty. I am smiling again. :)

I can see that smile .ear to ear Toci

Made laugh! I'll share this with friends tonight.

Welcome to the site foggisan,keep laughing

Your making me laugh so much you've started me coughing! But it's worth it! M

If it's worth it, laughing is good for Mocary

You are priceless! X

Never been called that mapal.How nice

Don't know what to say!! xx

Wendells, lost for words, oh dear.

Hilarious king, you are my tonic for sure. :-) :-) Alison

Please do not overdose on your tonic!!!


Brilliant - I needed a good laugh!

A good laugh is a 'cheer me up' Emmo

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