This joke is offered in the hope that women will love it and men will pass it on to women who will love it!

[KingoftheCocktails]

.............There are female jokes and there are unisex jokes, Here is a true female joke.

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends,when

Richard, a tall, extremely handsome, extremely sexy middle aged man entered.

Richard was so striking that the woman could not take their eyes off him.

This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive stare

and walked directly toward her(As any man would)

Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, Richard leaned over and whispered

to her ''I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky

for £20.00....on one condition....''

Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was.

Richard replied ''You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words''

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and the slowly removed a £20 note

from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address.

She looked deeply and passionately into his eyes,

barely concealing her anticipation and excitement and slowly

and meaningfully said.....

''Decorate my house.''

KOTC(Richard)

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[Hidden]

Love that one Richard! Does he do housework? Send him to mine please

Bev x

[libby7827 in reply to Hidden]

I'll fight you for him, Bev. ;-P (I don't think my smileys are working?)

[Hidden]

Good one Richard

[jandan]

Loved it

[Hidden]

Were you sitting next to me When I did that........................................lol

[scrobbitty]

| challenge you Bev and Lib to rock, paper, scissors, for the decorating hunk ................ oh sorry guys, I win xx

[undine]

Just the sort of man I need too lol - think from the above I'm too late though xx