I was very disappointed with what I saw today in Blackpool..........KOTC

....................I was very disappointed with what I saw in Blackpool today

I was on the seafront and saw a man and woman having an almighty domestic-in front of loads of kids without a care in the world.

Suddenly,the woman smacked the guy in the head and it all kicked off.

There was a massive brawl and someone called the POLICE...........

Poor Copper turned up on his own and took his baton to the man-but there was still a big fight and the man managed to snatch it off him and began assaulting the COP AND his wife!

Then this crocodile snuck up and stole the sausages!

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40 Replies

  • You had me until crocodile LOL - nice one :) xx

  • Sausages!!

  • And that Policeman has been down at the Pleasure Beach, laughing his head off, for donkeys years... ;)

  • Hello,helo,hello,NEIGH officer

  • Oh!! Punch and Judy.

  • My sister was Called Judy and I can remember the punch!

  • Nice one lol

  • Have you been to Blackpool

  • No , but I would like to see the lights

  • You had me going there Richard LOL


  • Got you going,AGAIN!

  • I actually thought ,poor copper,where's his back up ;) brill

  • Judy was his back up

  • Even knowing you I still did believe it for the first 7 lines.

    Another good blogg


  • You're a daydream believer!

  • Gullible or what

    Thanks o king

    love Tina x :)

  • Maybe,jusy maybe Tina !

  • loved it Oh the wonderful memories punch and Judy, Donkeys on the beach........

    julie xx

  • Me dad picking up the droppings for his roses!

  • Well, I too fell into the gullible trap, Kingy.... and I do remember those Punch and Judy shows at the beach so well. :)

    Sandra x x x

  • I caught you now,it was you that never put a penny in the hat.You scarpered

  • na na nana na ... didn't call me the pocket rocket for nothing, ya know :p

    Sandra x x x

  • Nice one Joyce

  • I was always petrified of being so high up on the donkey.Loved Punch and Judy

  • I must be going mad I was believing this. :) :)

  • You maybe right with that comment

  • wonderful, can I pinch this please?

  • Of course you can.Steady now here comes the copper!

  • Thanks Kingofthecocktails. Got me laughing and coughing!! Good start to the day :)

  • A spluttering start.

  • I actually fell for that one, very good though x

  • Pick yourself up dust yourself down and start again

  • Haha nice 1 kingofcocktails I thought it was a true story haha :) xxx

  • It is a true story,been being told for years

  • Got me with that one, wont catch me next time :)

  • Don't forget to catch me when!

  • Ya caught me there Richard. But isn't it a comment on today's society that we believed it to be a true story.


  • Yep.Sad but true

  • King - I know the chap you are describing very violent, ugly bugger with a huge nose. Where

    On earth are social services when we need them ! Adrian

  • In hiding,scared of him

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