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Help.Am I thick or something? Please let me know.

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.............................Mail order catologue

I was looking through a mail order catologue with my mate.

My mate says''Look at these gorgeous woman,The prices are reasonable too.''

I agreed ''I'm ordering one right now''

3 Weeks later my mate says to me ''Has your woman turned up yet?''

''No'' I said ''but it shouldn't be long now though.Her clothes arrived yesterday!''

Richard

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Is4bell4 profile image
Is4bell4

lol . . love it

Ros xx

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medow

Love it x x x

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sillywitch

I love the optimism King!

xxx

LOL

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to sillywitch

Me.The eternal optimist

xxx

Yes or something!

Tina x

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Rastagilly

Hahahahaha ;) xx

Gilly

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libby7827

Sorry, you should have known - no woman would send her clothes on ahead of her in case she changed her mind about coming.

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to libby7827

How do you expect me to think of something like that?

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scrobbitty

I did the same with the guy in speedos. When he arrived he smelt of chlorine so had to return him. :( x

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to scrobbitty

A speedy returnEh?

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phillips1

Nice one Richard. My mum ran a Grattans catalogue for years and years. There was one girl that appeared regularly and I was totally besotted with her. Innocent happy days.

Bobby

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to phillips1

We all had one favorite Pin Up

Lol :D xxxx

Haha! xxx

I think your something :)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

HHow dare you.Something what?

in reply to KingoftheCocktails

Fab -U - Lus. xxxx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

You are so lovely.Just for that I will post a blonde joke for you

in reply to KingoftheCocktails

Thank-you kind sir xx

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thatcham1939

Oking, have two catolgues for 30yrs, are you that desperate, I have never had you problem, HA

HA

jan

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to thatcham1939

But surely we each have our own problems.

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undine

Think I better get back on my oxygen machine - took me about 3 minutes to get this one - dah - who is thick here.... Good one by the way - now I've finally got it x

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to undine

You be careful

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