My wheezy went a walking
she didn't get very far
she had to have a sit down
it really isn't fair
the figure of eight made her dizzy ( as if she's not already )
the footsteps mage her gasp
the nurse said that's enough my dear
yer never gonna last
so feeling disappointed
off home she makes her way
but at least my little haggis is here
ti fight another day
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