Doctor

[MummaSoap]

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains

Doctor: Pull yourself together!

[Yumz199725]

Aw dad joke alert but still funny 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Czech_Mate]

More like a grandad joke 👍

[MummaSoap in reply to Czech_Mate]

Well, funny you should say that - this particular material did indeed come from my late Grandad who was forever telling jokes that were a great deal funnier to him than us! Sometimes he would struggle to make it to the punchline because the tears and his laughter would take over and we would all end up being dragged in and laughing but because of his infectious was, not the dodgy humour 🤣

What I wouldn’t give to have one more joke from him!

[Yumz199725 in reply to MummaSoap]

Awww I can relate to that my grandad used to tell jokes that so weren't funny but still made us laugh 🥺😌

[Czech_Mate]

Holding the post of granddad myself I can relate to that. It's the silly humour that keeps us sane. Thanks, you've made an old man very happy.

[Cee-Cee1]

Thank you MummaSoap - another early morning fun read to send me happily off on my way to work! Carol 😂😆

[Bingo88]

I had a boring day yesterday so decided to watch the Eddie Stobart Story. Because I had seen all the trailers

[Handel in reply to Bingo88]

😂😂 xxx

[Beta70]

Loved that one . I always take a pencil and paper to bed with me so that I can draw the curtains in the morning!

[Bingo88 in reply to Beta70]

😂😂😂

[Handel in reply to Beta70]

😂😂😂

[Truffles2]

🤣🤣the old ones are the best

[Beta70]

Its called Pears Soap you can even use it for babies!

[Beta70]

Doctor Doctor I am so depressed as people keep ignoring me . Doctor - Next Please

[Handel in reply to Beta70]

😂😂

[Pantani]

I told the doctor I had strong wind. He gave me a kite.

[Handel in reply to Pantani]

😂😂

[jeanjeannie50]

I was sat in a restaurant and got hit on the back of the head by a prawn cocktail. I looked round and this bloke shouts, 'That's just for starters!'

[Handel in reply to jeanjeannie50]

😂😂

[Etblue]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🌡️

[Oscarpebbles2021]

Patient Doctor doctor I feel that people ignore me . Doctor. Next please, another oldie but goody.

[Handel]

😂😂 (missing yours!!) xx

[Handel]

Never a truer word spoken!!!😂😂👍 xxx