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Ok fellow hearties ! What’s the score?!? 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 I’ll be happy with a 2-1 win to Scotland but I’d be happier with a 12 - 0 win Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Whatever the score ,,let’s enjoy the night .

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SpiritoftheFloyd profile image
SpiritoftheFloyd

1-1 - and here's how :-

It is just before Scotland v England in the Euro’s Group game.

Kane goes into the English changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum.

"What's up?" he asks.

"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only Scotland. They're shite and we can't be bothered".

Kane looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself, you lads go down the pub."

So Kane goes out to play Scotland by himself and the rest of the English team go off for a few pints. After a few jars they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "England 1 - Scotland 0 (Kane 10minutes)". He is beating Scotland all by himself!Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They put the teletext on."Result from the Stadium "England 1 (Kane 10 minutes) - Scotland 1"(Angus McShagnasty 89 minutes)".They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against Scotland!!They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands. He refuses to look at them."I've let you down, I've let you down.""Don't be daft, you got a draw against Scotland , all by yourself. And they only scored at the very very end""No, No, I have, I've let you down...

I got sent off after 12 minutes"

β€’ in reply toSpiritoftheFloyd

What the hell πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

SpiritoftheFloyd profile image
SpiritoftheFloydβ€’ in reply to

Sorry - couldn't resist that. Someone had just sent it to me a few minutes before you posted πŸ˜‚

Andy_c profile image
Andy_cβ€’ in reply toSpiritoftheFloyd

Brilliant

MARYFRED profile image
MARYFREDβ€’ in reply toSpiritoftheFloyd

Thanks for that - More entertaining than the match

nursenancy53 profile image
nursenancy53β€’ in reply toSpiritoftheFloyd

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

MDR1 profile image
MDR1β€’ in reply toSpiritoftheFloyd

We'll, the way England played they might as well not have been there! How disappointing was their performance!!

Ourdill profile image
Ourdillβ€’ in reply toSpiritoftheFloyd

I just near peed and need another stent πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ so funny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Handel profile image
Handelβ€’ in reply toSpiritoftheFloyd

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚!! xx Superb!

England 6 Scotland 0

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Well gazza I didn’t see a draw coming did you?

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I was banking on Harry Kane getting sent off after 12 mins πŸ˜… hence 6-0 🀣

SpiritoftheFloyd profile image
SpiritoftheFloyd

Well that was pretty grim, Well done Scotland. (should have watched Death in Paradise!)

Lezzers profile image
Lezzersβ€’ in reply toSpiritoftheFloyd

Death in paradise, doesn't that pretty much sum up England's performance!!πŸ€”

SpiritoftheFloyd profile image
SpiritoftheFloydβ€’ in reply toLezzers

Pretty much!😟

Handel profile image
Handelβ€’ in reply toLezzers

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ xxx

β€’ in reply toSpiritoftheFloyd

Scotland played amazing !!🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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fergusthegreat

Why do you bother supporting England, they are crap and will never win a tournament.And yes, I am unfortunately English 😭

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tunybgurβ€’ in reply tofergusthegreat

Unfortunately with England the whole is less than the sum of the parts....if Southgate was any good he would be coaching a Prem side.

These games are not good for my ticker....

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Lancslass66β€’ in reply tofergusthegreat

You support your side through thick and thin in my book even if you get more thin than thick!

Maisie2014 profile image
Maisie2014

OMG what a dreadful game. Scotland played to win and England weren’t on the field. At least they were so bad it didn’t give me palpitations.

6TIMES profile image
6TIMES

They took the soap's off so you could listen to a load of drivel for an hour before watching a England team that are over hyped and ruined by the Chelsea and man city player's football is not coming home my ancestors are from the Netherlands and that's who will win the tournament with style and flair and maybe even give us a bit of excitement and feel good factor

England, business as usual, think they're gonna win and play like amateurs........in fact that's an insult to amateurs. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€. Life is to precious to waste 90+ minutes of it, watching them.

Lancslass66 profile image
Lancslass66β€’ in reply to

You summed that up perfectly and I'm English

Aopl profile image
Aoplβ€’ in reply toLancslass66

Ditto 😩

ahk59 profile image
ahk59

Scotland wanted it more and played with passion.Well done lads

Mon Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿The lads done us proud 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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seasider18β€’ in reply to

Not as proud as in 1967 at Wembley

Dralex profile image
Dralex

One guy's comment on Englands performance last night :

"I'd rather go to the dentist than to have to watch that match again".........

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MichaelJH profile image
MichaelJHHeart Starβ€’ in reply toDralex

He must have better teeth than I! 😁

Lezzers profile image
Lezzersβ€’ in reply toMichaelJH

And me!! I went to the dentist last Tuesday, trust me I'd rather watch that game!

MichaelJH profile image
MichaelJHHeart Star

I cannot see any home nation winning to be honest so won't get over exited. The other evening I watched the motor cycle racing highlights from Oliver's Mount, Scarborough, and that was exciting. Close, overtaking and everything you expect from motor racing. And with limited run off true respect between the riders. Puts F1 to shame!

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HenryTudor

We now know that Scotland won 0-0!

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