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Change to Euro Millions prize this weekend

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There's no point in winning £millions if it won't buy you toilet rolls

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Think what you could make on evilBay! 😁

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SpiritoftheFloyd in reply to MichaelJH

That's a thought.

There's a warehouse not far from Liverpool FreePort, where a driver drove in a few months ago and hocked up to a trailer of Jack Daniels and drove off - an hour later the actual driver turned up! I suspose now he'd sidestep the JD and go for the trailer of Andrex

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Bagrat in reply to MichaelJH

A company local to me have donated three pallets of loo rolls for the needy gratis. Cheers you up a bit.

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Maybe Lucky Dips for matching two numbers will be replaced by a loo roll! 😁

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not2worry

Oh geez, my coffee just sprayed all over my phong screen! Thanks for starting my day off with a big belly laugh!

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Qualipop

No problem here with loo rolls. LOcal shop has hundreds; I ordered just 4 fromTeaco that they didn't have so they sent me a pack of 9

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foxglove

What's wrong with using a flannel and warm soapy water? Much more cleansing- and comfortable .. Easy to disinfect and reuse! Up -cycling I think it's called now.

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