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Where the Toilet Paper Goes - part 2

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I've nearly finished the panic room. So glad I bought that extra stock of toilet rolls! 🧻🚽

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Lezzers

Would it be wrong to ask people to bring their own loo roll when they visit? Asking for a friend! 😂

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SpiritoftheFloyd in reply to Lezzers

Oh No - all contributions welcome! 🧻

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seasider18 in reply to Lezzers

Report on local news last night that toilet rolls and hand cleaning gel is being stolen from many toilet facilities.

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Shoshov

so that’s where they’ve all gone. how many bums have you got🤣🤣

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Lezzers in reply to Shoshov

😂

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SpiritoftheFloyd in reply to Shoshov

Well had I been born in Chernobyl, the answer might have been more than one, but happily I can report it is just one 😊🧻

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Calliope153 in reply to SpiritoftheFloyd

Or have you just got a very big family?

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Lezzers in reply to Calliope153

Or a very big bum!! 😂

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Shoshov in reply to Lezzers

🤣🤣

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Shoshov in reply to Shoshov

tried to find an emoji for a big bum but wasn’t successful🤣

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SpiritoftheFloyd in reply to Lezzers

No that can't be me! Remember this is the new me post heart attack - 32 inch waist

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MichaelJHHeart Star in reply to SpiritoftheFloyd

Waist half height makes you 5' 4"!

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SpiritoftheFloyd in reply to MichaelJH

I'm 5' 7" so well within the recommended figure, but prior to HA was 39" waist! 😲

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Shoshov in reply to Calliope153

🤣🤣

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Shoshov in reply to SpiritoftheFloyd

🤣🤣

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LaceyLady

🍑

Heythrop51 profile image
Heythrop51

Next shortage - toilet roll holders!

hf54 profile image
hf54

I am beginning to wonder if this is a diarrhoea outbreak!

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