A poem wot I have wrote.

[canalchris]

OUR DOG

Our dog has turned out to be a murderer

I'm afraid we have to co-habit

with a stone cold hearted killer

of a little baby rabbit

Destined never

to grow up and breed

I guess he just had to

give in to the need,.

to get one of the critters at last.

They've given him the runaround

in the past.

To be truthful his chances of catching,

a rabbit were zero to slender,

unless it was feeling suicidal

and came out with a flag of surrender.

But this morning

a baby bunny turned up,

it was laying outside of our door,

not covered in red,

but definitely dead

I could see it were'nt breathing no more .

I was beginning to think

we'd a dog who was scared

at least for the first year or two,

when he brings along

the main ingredient

for our rabbit stew.

Of course we have

a small problem here

I really hate rabbit .

AND HOW

so maybe with steroid

and a bit of weight training

we can get him to bring back a cow!!!

[johnwr]

Can I put in an order for venison?

[Hidden]

Ha ha. Thanks Chris. x

[Hidden]

I love this poem - just read it to my husband - he loved it to - first time we smiled since i diagnosed copd 2 weeks ago. x thank you

[libby7827]

Put it in the competition Chris! (see todays' blog "alwayssmiling and kotc's poetry competition" for the link to the original blog. Libby

[JanKindon]

oh I've just got up to see this in my email and had to have a read .... brilliant, have you written any more

[pollyjj]

Give us more

polly xx

[jandan]

What a comeback!! Great poem

How are you?

[nixy]

Brilliant, just reminded me of my dog, he got a bird I couldnt look at him for days I was so upset.

[Hidden]

That is clever!!

[KingoftheCocktails]

Poor dog!You might get on with a cow chris!!! Too big for a dog.

[canalchris]

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[warwickstag]

Can't you train it to catch some fish whilst it's having a swim in the cut. Tight lines.

[Hidden]

I got a white alsation who likes to get hold off the doctors that atos sends out .and they will not come back till i put him out .well she was told to wait 3 times but did not lisan

[libby7827]

Chris, your poems are great - you need to enter the poetry competition - it ends on Sunday. Here's the link:-

blf.healthunlocked.com/blog...

Libby

[sillywitch]

Hi Chris you are right, compared to this poem, my blog was drivel!!!

I love the poem & I think you,ll find that those who objected to anything NOT lung related have now rolled over & given up the ghost!!

We all need to laugh, & mine was on a very quiet sun afternoon, & just to hopefully see if we had any budding creative writers out there, judging by the reply,s not so many

Anyway, after reading your comment, I thought I,d check your blog out & yes you,re right!!!

So this is me sending you a groveling apology & hope you can forgive my sinking so low with that blog

Karen xxx