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I had a phone call this morning,I am at a loss as what to say. Please everyone ,give me your opinions.!!

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.....................................Who said romance was dead

PLEASE LET ME KNOW YOUR OPINIONS

..........Just got off the phone with a friend who lives in Scotland.She said that since early this morming rthe snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling.The temperature is dropping far below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force.

Her husband has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare.

She says that if it gets much worse she may have to let the drunken sod in.

Richard Cornsh

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elian profile image
elian

pmsl @ that one !!! :)

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sillywitch

I find that whilst they are still drunk hubbys are best left outside :) the alchohol keeps them warm giving you time to finnish watching the sad film on tv & finnish chocs! :D THANK YOU FOR MAKING US SMILE KOTC xx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tosillywitch

Full of husband sympathy.Aren't you?

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sillywitch in reply toKingoftheCocktails

god god no! they spend enough time being sorry for themselves without me joining in as well :D

Hahaha was funny,must try that next time it snows....lol

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Don't be cruel

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Scars1

Lol i like that.

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toScars1

You weren't in the snow Scars!

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jandan

:D

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tojandan

Was it you that phoned me? You seem to have a big grin!

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Lynne1955

I nearly believed your title. Nearly...... Not fully.

Lynne xx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toLynne1955

Oh yes you did!

Perhaps he should take more ice with his drinks?

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Drink less with his ice :-)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Did you want him to freeze inside as well as outside?

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Puffthemagicdragon

Haha ! :)

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dall05

Show some sympathy girls, us bloke's deserve better don't we. Ha Ha. Were alway's told to exercise so a good walk to the pub can't be all bad, can it? :)

in reply todall05

Why...do you ever think to bring us anything back except your drunken selves?

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Brought some crisps,ate them standing in the snow!

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KingoftheCocktails in reply todall05

Well said Dall

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katieoxo60

good for an early evening laugh,thank you

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tokatieoxo60

A good laugh helps you to sleep well

Women huh,, would not even open the window and give him a hot drink,, shocking :)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Shocking,just shocking!

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copdber

You had me going with that one. Hahahaha

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tocopdber

Off you go then!

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natalyab

so funny. I thought it was true until the last part. still laughung now.xx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tonatalyab

A laugh a day ,that's my way!

Fooled me too, keep them comeing, we need to laugh this cold weather.

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Fooled you ex blonde,you can't kid a kidder!

Think I will push grumpy outside and leave him there, he is neither use nor ornament., his urinal is our ornament, it sits on the book-shelf in all its glory. The other day, he stood up to use the urinal, no shame, I was sitting in the chair reading and he dropped his trousers right in front of me and I thought, what the hell is he wearing pink creased knickers for, it was his bare backside. We have a stairlift now so there is no need for him to be using the urinal in the room, but he is too lazy to walk to it. It is like living with Steptoe.

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GOOD GOD,,,,, HE MUST BE VERY TALL IF ITS ON THE BOOKCASE,,,,,,, CHORTLE CHORTLE,,, HAHhahahahahahhahaahahahahhaaahahah

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Sad, sweetthing - there stood a man that you fell in love with - I would be furious if that happened to me. But think of the man that you married - that is the sad thing.

You nearly had me there,lol!! Great ending.Always enjoy your jokes,you should make a little book of them. Sweething,its time you did something nice for yourself,as Annie said it is sad,however to late now to change him now,but not to late for yourself,to find some enjoyment in small things,& not dwell on him all the time.(easy to say,I know) but can be done,be strong!! xxx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Where were you going?

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KingoftheCocktails

I was a barsteward for forty years!!!

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Kelda

Thank you, I needed that :-)

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