I had a phone call this morning,I am at a loss as what to say. Please everyone ,give me your opinions.!!

[KingoftheCocktails]

.....................................Who said romance was dead

PLEASE LET ME KNOW YOUR OPINIONS

..........Just got off the phone with a friend who lives in Scotland.She said that since early this morming rthe snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling.The temperature is dropping far below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force.

Her husband has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare.

She says that if it gets much worse she may have to let the drunken sod in.

Richard Cornsh

BREATHE EASY = FRIENDSHIP

The temperature never drops at your local Breathe Easy group.Keep going.

Want to join ,phone BLF 03000 030 555 Mon-Fri 10am -6pm for details.

Join BLF at the same time.

[elian]

pmsl @ that one !!!

[sillywitch]

I find that whilst they are still drunk hubbys are best left outside the alchohol keeps them warm giving you time to finnish watching the sad film on tv & finnish chocs! THANK YOU FOR MAKING US SMILE KOTC xx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to sillywitch]

Full of husband sympathy.Aren't you?

[sillywitch in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

god god no! they spend enough time being sorry for themselves without me joining in as well

[Hidden]

Hahaha was funny,must try that next time it snows....lol

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Don't be cruel

[Scars1]

Lol i like that.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Scars1]

You weren't in the snow Scars!

[jandan]

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to jandan]

Was it you that phoned me? You seem to have a big grin!

[Lynne1955]

I nearly believed your title. Nearly...... Not fully.

Lynne xx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Lynne1955]

Oh yes you did!

[Hidden]

Perhaps he should take more ice with his drinks?

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

Drink less with his ice

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Did you want him to freeze inside as well as outside?

[Puffthemagicdragon]

Haha !

[dall05]

Show some sympathy girls, us bloke's deserve better don't we. Ha Ha. Were alway's told to exercise so a good walk to the pub can't be all bad, can it?

[Hidden in reply to dall05]

Why...do you ever think to bring us anything back except your drunken selves?

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Brought some crisps,ate them standing in the snow!

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to dall05]

Well said Dall

[katieoxo60]

good for an early evening laugh,thank you

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to katieoxo60]

A good laugh helps you to sleep well

[Hidden]

Women huh,, would not even open the window and give him a hot drink,, shocking

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Shocking,just shocking!

[copdber]

You had me going with that one. Hahahaha

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to copdber]

Off you go then!

[natalyab]

so funny. I thought it was true until the last part. still laughung now.xx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to natalyab]

A laugh a day ,that's my way!

[Hidden]

Fooled me too, keep them comeing, we need to laugh this cold weather.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Fooled you ex blonde,you can't kid a kidder!

[Hidden]

Think I will push grumpy outside and leave him there, he is neither use nor ornament., his urinal is our ornament, it sits on the book-shelf in all its glory. The other day, he stood up to use the urinal, no shame, I was sitting in the chair reading and he dropped his trousers right in front of me and I thought, what the hell is he wearing pink creased knickers for, it was his bare backside. We have a stairlift now so there is no need for him to be using the urinal in the room, but he is too lazy to walk to it. It is like living with Steptoe.

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

GOOD GOD,,,,, HE MUST BE VERY TALL IF ITS ON THE BOOKCASE,,,,,,, CHORTLE CHORTLE,,, HAHhahahahahahhahaahahahahhaaahahah

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

Sad, sweetthing - there stood a man that you fell in love with - I would be furious if that happened to me. But think of the man that you married - that is the sad thing.

[Hidden]

You nearly had me there,lol!! Great ending.Always enjoy your jokes,you should make a little book of them. Sweething,its time you did something nice for yourself,as Annie said it is sad,however to late now to change him now,but not to late for yourself,to find some enjoyment in small things,& not dwell on him all the time.(easy to say,I know) but can be done,be strong!! xxx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Where were you going?

[KingoftheCocktails]

I was a barsteward for forty years!!!

[Kelda]

Thank you, I needed that